My First Week After Hols

It's been a week since my arrival in my lovely dovey college. Oh, that is not a sarcasm, as I do enjoy being here. The community is ok, the food is, 'quite' ok, the girls are all beautiful, the guys are all hengsomm, so what else do i need?

Seminggu rasa mcm sehari ja. Banyak la sangat benda alah yang jadi sampai aku rasa macam nak hentak2 kepala ke dinding.

First day punya class. I felt very happy as I missed the class on Monday. Expecting the day to end with a smile, the Mathematics period destroyed everything. I failed my Maths test. And that's not the worst thing. The thing is, I am the lowest scorer. Shit.

Never in my life I experienced being the lowest. Fail pun sekali ja, during my Form 3, with just lack of 2 marks. But this time, my score is only ONE digit. I started to curse slowly, blaming my stupidity and my laziness. I hate u Mr Lazy. I hate u Mr Tido. I hate u Mr Bodo. Now I understand my friends punya feeling when they told me how depressed they were when they got low marks in exams.

I need Muhd Izani Mhd Nasir and Nur Syamiza here in KMS!

I FELT LIKE COMMITTING SUICIDE. But considering that I'm not married yet, maybe I should postpone that intention. Ngeh3~

That night, we had Malam Lailatun Nisa'. I was forced to join the Nasyid to represent my floor. But I demanded to play the tamborine as I hate singing nasyid. Ya ya I tau I jahat. I tak suka nyanyi nasyid. But I laik nasyid tawuuu.

It worth all the eyebags as we won the first place, huyeyyyyy!! Bravooo!!

Curik gamba atas ni dari blog Myra, hahaa. First time wearing jubah, now i think i look in it. Ceywahhh!

That night gave me some time to unwind myself. I laughed like hell. I played the tamborine like hell and I slept like hell that night.

My roomates like to turn on the radio and I cant really study with the radio so loud that u can barely hear what u r talking. But I dont feel angry or blame them. Managed to find the alternative, I now started to go to Academic Block to 'bertafakur' and memandaikan diri yg kurang pandai ni. It's quite scary, but then all I have to do is relax.

Last Friday, Elly and I went to Seremban 2 to watch movie and spend money, pretending like kitorang ni anak org kaya, huehhhh. We catched Babylon A.D as it got the sexy Vin Diesel in it. Satisfied with it, we ate at Kenny Roger's, as Ramadhan is coming and I wanted to reward myself with delicioud fooooood. Yummmmy!

Balek, we planned to watch Don't Mess With Zohan as I have the DVD. After connecting the laptop and the speaker, we turned the light off and started to 'layan'. And perghhh, it was a stupid movie. There were lots of exposed asses with old wrinkled horny women. Nevertheless, I laughed a lot until my stomach ache. Surprisingly, Myra and my roomate fell asleep, leaving only 3 of us, watching the movie until the end.

And now, many students went back and the environment is soooo quiet and peaceful. As I am sitting in front of the dobi, all I can hear is the P.Ramlee song from the DS. "Makcik, masakla ayam, masakla ayammmm, pelishhhh~~"

Sunyi la sunyi. Homeworks byk lg tak buat. Benci benci dan benci. Tapi suka suka dan suka sebab I can scream loudly without no one screaming back. LOL!

Malam ni, dating dgn my Biology mates, and rushing to finish the chemistry homeworks.

...and I still have 6 unwatched DVDs, wow!

Aaaaah, insyaAllah esok puasa kan. Seronoknyaaa Ramadhan dah dtg. I can save my money on fooood. But that also means i will get kurus-er. Sadis.

Hopefully, this Ramadhan will bring 1001 happiness to everyone here. May I become a better muslim. May I become a better person, a better girl, a well-behaved soon-to-be woman. Amiin~

SEX AND THE CITY REVIEW

Semalam aku tgk cerita ni.

Surela bukan kat cinema, cuma beli DVD pirate ja kat Pacific = sketoi RM5. Murah kan? Aku beli 5, dapat free 1. Walaweeee!

Zetty yg beria-ia sgt suruh tengok muvee ni. Dia sempat pesan "but make sure u watch it alone laa.'

Mula2 igt nak tengok kat Kolej (selalu terasa mcm nak sebut Maktab!) tapi fikir2 balek, if kat kolej bila masa nya nak tgk sorang? Jadi, utk dapatkan privasi dan kepuasan, aku layan ja pukul 2pagi semalam, walaupun mata sangatla mengantuk tahap maharaja.

And Oh My God! What a great movie it is! Feremfuan2, sila tengok ok?

Macam kebanyakan kita tau, cerita ni pasal 4 ladies yg kawan rapat sejak, errr, taktau. To be honest, aku tak penah tengok crita ni. I'm not really into series like Gossip Girls, Gilmore Girls, yg byk perempuan2 dalam tu.

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Movie ni start dengan love story Carrie Bradshaw n bf dia. Dorang tak kawen, dan plan untuk beli rumah baru. Kiranya tinggal sekali la kan. Lepas sembang2 dengan girlfriends dia (Miranda, Samantha + Charlotte), tiba2 dia terfikir mcm mana kalau satu hari nanti dorang berpisah. Malam tu, dia sembang2 dengan Mr Big (bf nyaaa). Tup tup Mr Big ajak kawengg, yey!

Preparation kawen dorang buat sama-sama. Dalam masa yang sama, dorang jugak tolong Carrie pindahkan barang dari apartment dia ke penthouse yg Mr Big belikan.

Tiba2, atas sesuatu sebab, Mr Big tak berani utk kluar dari kereta dia masa hari perkahwinan. Dia tak sure dia buleh go on dgn perkahwinan ke3 dia ka tak. Tapi, masa dia patah balik untuk kawin, Carrie dah sgt kuciwa dan hentak2 kepala Mr Big yg macho tu dengan bunga.

Memandangkan Carrie dah 'ter'tempah bilek kat Mexico kununs2 nya nak surprise kan Mr Big time bulan madu, Samantha cuba untuk kensel tapi tak buleh. Jadi, dorang amek tiket flight and p Mexico sama2.

Kat sana, part yg sgt best. U can see how her friends try to comfort her, to cheer her up. Brapa hari dia asyk tido ja. Tapi hari ke berapa tah, dia dah start kluar. Dan bergumbira sama2...

For your information, dorang ni sangatla kontra antara satu sma lain. Samantha tu fomfuan yg agak tua dan sangat gatal. Hahahaha, dia sangat suka laki muda+hot. Tapi dah ada bf yg ada komersial value (matanya sgt melting duhh). Duduk serumah dan tak gatal dengan laki2 lain, walaupun jiran sbelah dia hari2, err...buat free show.

Miranda, fomfuan yg dah berkawen dengan laki yg agak skema bagi aku. Dorang dah lama tak, err, melakukan 'itu'la kan. So satu hari suami dia ngaku yg dia dah terlanjur dengan org lain. Miranda sangat hot dan terus blah dari rumah tu.

My feveret = Charlotte. Fomfuan yg sangat bahagia dengan suami yg seksi. Yah, seksi sebab dia butaks! He he, dan dia ada sorang anak feremfuan mula kecinaan diberi nama Lily. Baik ja Charlotte ni, hari2 dia suka jogging.

Back to Carrie. Lepas tak jadi kawen, dia cari sorang pembantu utk tolong dia angkut balek brg2 lama, dan uruskan perniagaan dia. Dalam masa yg sama, 4 wanita ni dah jadi sangat rapat memandangkan 2 org ada masalah dgn partner masing2.

Tengah2 cerita, sedikit konflik jadi dlm antara kawan2 tu. But in the end, happy ending jugak la kan. Dan cerita ni sangat menarek sbb hubungan antara kawan2 tu sgtla rapat, walaupun ada yg dah ada anak, yg dh ada husband. Husbands+partners pulak faham yg wives/girlfriends dorang ni ada kwn baek yg dorang patut respek. They have each other at all times.

Aaahhh, hopefully bila aku dah besar nnt, dah 'ter'kawen ka, aku still ada private time with my friends. Sebab even u dah aa family snirik, kawan2 u pun still u punya priority. Dari dorang la, u ada prangai u skrg. And they reflect who u are.

Dan, make sure if u wanna watch this movie, tgk sorang2 ok? I mean, jgn tgk dgn adek la kalau buley. Aku snirik pun tebeliak bijik mata. Apa tak nya, semua benda ada. Hahahaha, dekat cinema ntahla. But dalam DVD takdak sensored la kan.

Zet pesan : ignore part itu.

Ok Zet!!

#A good movie though, especially for girls.

The Outing With Lalinks

Aaaaah, aku rindu kekasih hatiku (!)

I mish my silly friends (!)


It was a 2 months torturing in Kolej Mara Seremban as I barely spoke in Northern dialect. I missed laughing with my big mouth open that u could put an Adidas sized 8 into it. I missed talking loudly that even people in Jitra could hear my voice. I missed sitting 'besila' on the chair and changing my position every 5 minutes. I missed hugging my friends like what boyfriends do to their girlfriends while walking. In a nutshell, I missed everything, i missed my BAD habits!


Lega!! As I finally could do all those things today with my lalinks.

Lalinks = single mothers we are! All hailed from SK Sultanah Asma. Exception for Zet, she got a boyfriend already, haha..but we still love her.

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The date was set on 10am, but they changedit to after Zohor. Since I had no transport, Zet insisted to fetch me by cab. Seee, saya tawu dia sayang saya, ngeh3.

We arrived at Pacific and headed to Studio to buy Myra's sandals. Then, Zet treated me at foodcourt. A moment later, Majid arrived with Naiem and Shakey, their friends from Bahiyah.


While waiting for Datin Aina and Datin Enon, we went to the Bowling Centre. Marvellous la tempat tu, a very good place to date, ngeh3. Aaahh, we met Yonn there.




Yonn or his real name, Amir Marwan is a good friend that we all love dearly. Reason? He just knows how to treat us as girls, and also as friends. Simple! And he is very funny. Plus cute. Hahaha, bila nak banja lasagne ni oiii?

The rest of the day was spent helping Aina to choose a red shirt/blouse or anything cute to wear on some sort of Ladies Night at her Uni. Out of the blue, someone mentioned about the sacred promise we made at The Carnivall; 'whoever dares to have a boyfriend must treat each and everyone of us!'

The lucky person? It's JANG JETTY ANIS! *in alya's style*

Kang Zetty Anis is indeed a very 'pemurah' friend. She treated us at Pak Hainan (ughh, I mish Uno Cafe doh..) and let us ordered whatever we wanted. She even ordered an extra plate of fried rice as she knew we got two 'pelahap' there; Aina+Enon. Well, no surprise, they even requested for extra drinks! Majid cakap kann, "org sunyi mmg makan byk." LOL!

I guess that is why everybody gained weight and looked chubbier. And this girl, instead of gaining weight, she loses some! Mencikkk!

Thanks to our beloved Kang Zetty Anis again, for sending us home. Err, thanks to the mom actually, haha.

I had fun today. Saya cakap Kedah. Saya tonggek sana sini. Saya makan gelojoh2. Saya gelak kuat sampai Yonn ternganga mulut masuk langau. Saya ngumpat orang. Saya cakap semua benda yang mensadiskan. And I feel great!

Thanks to Zet, Majid, Aina and Enon. And a 'penumbuk' for Myra, Alya and Ariat for ronggeng in KL but didnt buy anything for me, jahat!

But still, I laff u. *wink*

::The Last Day ::

I hate my sleep being disturbed.

Why couldnt they let me have my last sleep to be longer than usual? I am an innocent child. I need at least 7 hours of sleep or else I will wake up as an incredible hulk and 'penyet2' those monsters who dare to interrupt in my dreams!

It was not fair! I was ready by 8am while everyone was still sleeping soundly like a baby in her wet diaper. 'dorang ni tak tau ka kena g dewan pukul 8 ni? asal aku ja semangat over nih?'

I was resting my eyes on my comfy bed when Dr Noraini shouted and started to knock every room. Oh my God, now what? "Semua org pergi dewan sekarang! parents semua dah datang! Bangun!"

I rushed outside with my roomate just to see faces of awaken babies with their messy hair. Amboi! Sangat tidak aci ok, anda anda baru bangun tido padahal aku dah siap pakai baju suma dah. ishhh!

We walked slowly towards the new hall. Only both of us. Yess, we are the examples of future leaders, uuyeah! In the hall, there were many parents, the seniors', waiting for the whatever event it was to be started. The juniors, tak sampai berapa kerat pun. ishhh lagi sekali!

To fill up my time, I took a glimpse of parents and their children; imaginating my mom to be there as well. But hahhh, my mom wont be there if I am not receiving any award. Plus, the seniors who received the appreciation for passing 35 points were only a few. It frightened me a bit. Oh Sak Rukh, will we be able to meet someday???~

After the ceremony, Myra and I went back to continue our sleep. He he. Surprisingly, I didnt sleep but started to pack my things. Angkut semua baju kat ampaian, lipat, tarik keluar cadar, ambil bantai+comforter, toilettries sumbat dlm locker so that budak2 gemaputra tak buleh guna, hahaha! Hid a few things; journal, matrix card, Hindi DVDs bla3 and started contacted Elly to confirm our date.

It was 11am when Elly called, saying that she still wanted to go. We went out at 11.30 with Myra. Some waved, thinking we were going home at that time. But booooo, we were going shopping at Seremban II~!!

Lesson learnt : Never bring more than RM100 to shopping complex. Left your bank card too.

Oh my God! This is what happens when girls go shopping.

So, Myra and I bought 2 bags each. Elly bought only one. But she bought few clothes as well. I bought 2 pair of pants and a shirt. Myra? She bought a khaki slack and a very beautiful blouse. And as expected, we went to ATM to withdraw our money. Tak cukupla, yang~

At 2, pegi makanlah! We havent eaten since morning okes? Elly chose to eat at KFC. I dont like KFC actually, as I dont really fancy chicken. But I didnt mind as we gave the decision to Elly. I ate until I burped Pepsi out of my nostrils. Ugh, i hate carbonated drinks.



Around 2.30, we arrived at our beloved college. Yeah, i love my college la, no kidding maaa. Poor Elly, she had to rush and tak sempat mandi as she was going to the airport with Tracy and Ika. They would fly to Sabah and Sarawak on the evening. Heeee, beshy beshy! After waved her papai, I headed to my room.

I was supposed to go to KTM station with Myra, but her parents would only come at 6 or 7. That is too late for me, u noe how lembab KTM is kan..i would arrived at KL Sentral by 8 then. Takot takot, I dont wanna bump into any pervert anymore.

Worse came to worst. By hook or by crook, I gotta arrived at KL before Maghrib. So I took a risk and spent my precious 7 bucks to go to the KTM station alone by cab. Nevermind la, as i used to pay 14ringgit from Beseri to Kangar back then. The uncle was a nice person, but kinda irritating as he was trying to 'korek' my family affairs.

As usual, I managed to get my seat. It was damn boring in the KTM that I fell asleep. Aaahhh, what a nice feeling then. I didnt care about the people who stared at me, whether I slept with my mouth open ke, I drooled ke, lantak lah. Janji hati riang ria.

By 6.45, I arrived at Chow Kit after taking monorail. Abah was busy with his students when I arrived at his office, so I spent my time reading my book. 7 something, his students blah-ed and he called me to watch Chong Wei punya semi-final.

Only at 9 did we go back. Around 10, we arrived at Putrajaya.


The day after, I went to Taman Melawati; my stepmom punya parents' house. They were holding a 'kenduri tahlil'. But then, the food would only arrive at 11, so I spent my time teaching my adek tiri angkat and his kezen to speak Malay. Bencik la tawu, they didnt even know how to say "My name is bla3" in Malay, let alone to say "I am 5 years old." I was so pissed off that I continued with my Malay. They kept on asking "what is 'silap?" "what is 'kapal?". Waduhhh, sengsaranya hidup ini...

At 11.30, Abah fetched me as my bus was sceduled at 12.15pm. The food tak sampai pun. So I had to go with an empty stomach. At Jalan Duta station, I asked for my return ticket but it was sold out on the 24th. Abah was already worried as he was going to Palembang, meaning I had to handle everything on my own. He was not gonna be there to help me. He babbled and nagged that I didnt buy it earlier. "Tu la, abah dh ckp, tiket kena beli awal2. Abah takdak utk amek nanti. Nak naik flight pun abah tak buleh jemput. Paling tidak last2 kena suruh ummi hantar. Habis pulak la beratus ringgit." I giggled. There is no way my mom will drive me down there to Seremban. She is 52 okess?

Tapa, rilek sudey. I called ummi, surprisingly she didnt worry at all. So i decided to remain calm. Takdak tiket 24, kita balek la 25, kan kan?

I had the longest journey ever to Alor Star, 6 hours! And the girl beside me was so annoying. Most of my time was spent reading Ranjau Sepanjang Jalan. Lame, I know. After 1 chapter, I slept. It continued until the bus arrived at Shahab Perdana.


Hello Alor Star, here I come!

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A total freedom for a week! *bear in mind that i'm gonna use both malay+english in this post.

Starting from tomolow, there will be KMS Open Week. You will find me wearing shirts and pants for the whole week and trying to act cute to attract customers to visit my booth, hehe. Uuyeah, it's Intrepreneurship bebeh. I'm in charge for the ping pong game which Suleiman insisted it to be called "Eimon Game". Why do u think he wanted that name?

Mood tidak begitu baguss lately. Tetiba rasa mcm nak sepak org, nak maki pun ada, dan sikit2 menyampah terhadap manusia yg patut dimenyampah kan. Faham tak? Buat2 faham sudey la. Aku jugak sangat senang terasa hati dgn benda remeh-temeh. Oh, tu mmg selalu jadi. Tapi one of my clasmate ni, mmg agak mencabar kesabaran aaaa. I know I may look like a level-headed person, and yes i am. But everything has its limit. Especially when you are a boy, you have to know that the way to treat girls is different than how you treat boys. Itu pun nak kena ajar ka? huehh, tetiba marah. Sori.

Aishhhh, the only way to calm myself is remain silent. I just sat down, do my 'muka taik', and smile to the deserved people. Sometimes I said sorry if I accidentally ignore people who were talking to me. Tak sengaja la. But most of the time, I prefer to sleep. Tido itu best.

KENAPA KLASMET TERCINTA SEMUA DATANG LAMBAT NI?! Ini yg menyampah lagi satu, dah buat announcement pukul 2, 2.45 pun pun still tak datang lagi. Oh, sgt menyakitkan jiwa. Sabar..oh sabar.

Malam ni ada manifesto. Malam ini jugak cikgu BM nak dtg tengok persembahan. Dan game tak siap2 lagi. Adusss, sakit kefala la. He he, ekceli kan, sakit kefala itu fasal pagi tadi bangun sgt lambat. Lagi sekali, tido itu best.

Aaahhhh, cant wait to go home...

Things I've Learnt..

1) I've learnt that 7months of holiday will turn you into a sleeping pig and no amount of midnight oil will make you sleep any lesser.

2) I've learnt that shopping is what girls do when they are stressed out.

3) I've learnt that even when you enjoy learning Biology as you have the most happening and stylo teacher in the world, you still have the tendency to get the lowest score in Bio quizzes.

4) I've learnt that sleeping is more contenting than finishing up all your homeworks with your eyes barely open.

5) I've learnt that at night, there is one place with quasi-funfair light which is called 'lampu tujah langit' that can be seen when you open the back door.

6) I've learnt that you should slap those who burp at your face right after they eat durians.

7) I've learnt that despite living a school life with silly rules like preparation class at night eventhough you are in college, there is no need to rebel as nothing will change.

8) I've learnt that eating nasi lemak and burger after 10pm frequently will maintain your weight at 42kg.

9) I've learnt that you get pissed off when girls scream as if they are possessed.

10) I've learnt that you will get mad but still manage to smile when people put their feet onto your fluffy pillow.

11) I've learnt that some 18-year-old students are no different than 8-year-old kids.

12) I've learnt that you will freeze to ice if you dare to increase the speed of the fan to the maximum.

13) I have learnt that despite Shah Rukh Khan has the most beautiful and sexy curved eyebrows with charming smile *ooowhhh!*, Aamir Khan too is kinda cute and easily makes you shed your tears, hehe...


I have also learnt that life is meant to be enjoyed, to be treasured and to be cherished. Every second must be spent as if there is no tomorrow. Eventhough there is bastard near you *yes, take note that i use bastard without the letter 's'*, you just have to pretend that he doesnt exist. Getting older is unavoidable, but that doesnt stop you from enjoying your youth. And yes, to meet Sah Ruk Khang, you have to love Campbell first.

Conclusion?

Unless u havent met ur Incik Budiman like me, GET MARRIED AFTER SPM, or u'll regret 4 d rest of you life.